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taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

this messed me up
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kinghanalister:

carryonmy-assbutt:

fingersareoptional:

jetn:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

*prepares party popper*


*nervously shakes the party popper*


*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*


*has a wonderful night with the party popper*


*gets married to the party popper*

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.
Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.
"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

what the actual fuck



why is there fan art

nevermind that why is their son lettuce

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Anonymous sent: what are your fave member x oc fanfics?

fuckyeahexofics:

LAST EDIT 06/04/2014

Okay guys so this will be a long one! We decided to do a list of all EXO members x OC :D 

Xiumin/OC

Luhan/OC

Kris/OC

Suho/OC

Lay/OC

Baekhyun/OC

Chen/OC

Chanyeol/OC

D.O./OC

Tao/OC

Kai/OC

Sehun/OC

EXO/OC

So there we are guys! We hope you enjoy this list. Ask for specific members and we can recommend some more! ^_^

- chibihibird, ileney and dani

xoxo-baekhyun sent: Hii ;)) Do you have any exo otps with kyungsoo!top? Or can you recommend me any fanfic with kyungsoo in it? Thankyouuu ;DD

fuckyeahexofics:

I believe these are all top!Kyungsoo, but if not, then most def dominant!Kyungsoo. Teehee. 

3rd Arabesque 
Altercation
Birthday Tofu
Bowing
Catch Me After Twelve
Consequences
D.Ominant
Drag Me Up And Let Me Down
Dreaming Of You
Dreams
Good Boy
Help Me Sleep
Just Yours
Looking For Some Trouble Tonight
Not Just A One Night Stand
Not The First To Be Wicked And Narrow
Personal Space
Salvation and Salivation
Save A Horse Ride A Dick
So Into U(r Thighs)
Someone You Never Even Knew You Missed
The Boss
The Bottom Line
The Great Heat
The Pleasure Is Mine
Undiscernible
Untitled 1
Untitled 2
Untitled 3
Voyeuristic Intentions
Winded

Whew. Enjoy x)

- ileney

lindsaylohoean:

"what’s up?"

"the ceiling"

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eunicewnc | do not edit.
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c-c lemons | do not edit.
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baronashura:

the new mcdonalds mascot looks okay
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100,391 plays | by Baekhyun ft. Sehun, Chen, Chanyeol, Suho, Luhan, Kai & Tao

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